I recently made one of my now-too-frequent trips to the hospital, where the doc gave me her practiced severe look for not taking care of myself, and prescribed pills for gastritis. One of these pills turned out to contain bacteria , something I find slightly disgusting and very cool. Damn. Five missed calls. And an sms: "Pl cd u call back? I just needed some information". Unknown number. My curiosity piqued, I decided to return this call first. "Hullo, this is Shrik." "Hullo, this is Mrs _____. I wanted some information from you as a mother." Interesting! "Sure", I said. This had all the makings of something that would make my day. Mrs _____ continued that she was going through the profiles on bharatmatrimony.com for her daughter, and both of them were quite taken by this boy who's from my undergrad college. She searched around on the internet and found that I'm from that college too. "I looked at your alumni page, and felt I could ...